Sunday, October 11, 2009

crazy lines, just for you

1. i will stab you with a SPOON!
2. im the kind of person who gets hit by parked cars
3. my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
4. WAZZZAAAPP
5. i didn't lose my mind. it's right at home, sitting next to my common sense
6. you're a great friend. but if zombies start chasing us, im tripping you.
7. automatic doors make me feel like a jedi!
8. i don't have an anger problem, i have an idiot problem.
9. when nothing goes right. go left.
10. beer now cheaper than gas. drink. don't drive.

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