1. i can't come. my pet rock died
2. i don't need to "get a LIFE". im a gamer, i have lots of lives.
3. i did not escape. they gave me a free pass
4. you're so stupid, you threw a rock on the ground and missed.
5. you're a nice little reminder that im not the most retarded.
6. a clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
7. never go to bed angry. stay up and plot your revenge.
8. teacher: look, this equation is simple. if i have 5bottles in one hand, and 6bottles in the other, what do i have?
student: a drinking problem?
teacher: NO! THE ANSWER IS 11 BOTTLES!! 11!!
student: that's still a lot, you should look into counselling.
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